Disclaimer

It occurred to me that it might be a good idea to have a disclaimer on this site. So, here goes:

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Nobody you’d miss was harmed in the making of this column.

That should cover it. . I have dislcaimed and you have been warned.

Don’t trust cats.

VS – 6.14.08